Special States of America |
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Read this map out loud and fast for a really good time!
In case you are not familiar with basic U.S. geography: | |||||
| Alaska | ALAS GUH | Louisiana | LOOSE SIENNA | Oregon | OR AGAIN? |
| Arkansas | ARCIN' SAW | Maine | AUXILIARY | Pennsylvania | PENCIL VEINY UH |
| California | CALL IF HORNY, YA | Maryland | MAYOR EEL END | Rhode Island | ROW DIALIN' |
| Colorado | CHOLERA DOUGH | Massachusetts | MASS SUCH CHOOSE ZITS | South Carolina | CARE ALIGN UH |
| Connecticut | KIN ETIQUETTE | Michigan | MITCH AGAIN | South Dakota | DUCK CODA |
| Delaware | DELL AWARE | Minnesota | MINI SODA | Tennessee | TENNIS SEA |
| Florida | FLOOR IT, DUH | Mississippi | MRS. HIPPIE | Texas | TECH SYS |
| Georgia | JAH OR JAH | Missouri | MISERY | Utah | YOU TAW |
| Hawaii | HUH? WHY? | New Hampshire | NEW HAM? SURE! | Virginia | VERGE ENYA |
| Idaho | EYE'D A HOE | New Jersey | NEW JERSEY | Washington | WASH INK TIN |
| Illinois | ILL ANNOY | New Mexico | NEW MECHS SICKO | West Virginia | VERGE ENYA |
| Indiana | IN DIANA | New York | NEWEY ORC | Wisconsin | WHISK ON SIN |
| Iowa | I... OH... WHA? | North Carolina | CARE ALIGN UH | Wyoming | WHY YO MEAN? |
| Kansas | CAN SYS | North Dakota | DUCK CODA | ||
| Kentucky | CANNED TUCKEY | Ohio | OH, HI! YO! | ||
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Yes, we know 7 or maybe 10 states are missing. They sucked and didn't turn into good special states at all so leave me alone!  Another unsatisfactory product of superjer.com | |||||